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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
The
other day, I thought for a split second that John Prescott had stripped
naked and broken into our house, but then I realised it was just my
reflection in the bedroom mirror...
Government trying to work out if 'bumtard' is homophobic
THE government is to launch an inquiry into whether words such as 'bumtard' and 'spangler' are anti-gay.
Seeing a thing makes you think about it, say experts
SEEING a picture of someone doing something makes you think about the thing they are doing, according to new research.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
You've not been yourself recently, which explains why people can finally bear to be in the same room as you.
Bankers blame capitalism for their arrogance
BANKERS have blamed the capitalist system for thinking they are better than everyone.
Somebody bought a Segway
SOMEBODY actually bought one of those stupid Segway things, it emerged last night.
Clegg told to stop thinking
DEPUTY prime minister Nick Clegg was last night told to stop thinking about stuff.
Jordan's writers to kill off Alex Reid
THE writing team behind Jordan is considering killing Alex Reid amid concerns the story is becoming too complex for its target demographic.