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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
Time to burn off excess holiday pounds by eating the last of those of prawns you opened on Christmas Eve.
La Senza pins hopes on Human Centipede range
STRUGGLING lingerie giant La Senza is to relaunch with the introduction
of a new range inspired by the Human Centipede films.
Britain really fancies a pint
MOST of Britain could cheerfully go on a three-day session after just one day back at work, it has emerged.
Healthy eating campaign makes Britons want to die younger
THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.
Mail becomes cause of and solution to racism
THE Daily Mail has today launched a five year plan to prevent exactly as much racism as it creates.
Female MPs overlooked for promotion when they pose for GQ
WOMEN MPs who get all dolled-up and pose for men's magazines are not taken seriously, experts have claimed.
The net closes in on Prince Philip
PRINCE Philip has begun a damage limitation exercise after human remains were discovered at Sandringham.
