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Formula One is rubbish, admits Ecclestone

BERNIE Ecclestone has confessed that Formula One is bollocks and he's sick of looking at it.

Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I'm really pissed off with my husband. He's only gone and let his parents invite themselves for dinner again this weekend, which means I'll have to listen to endless drivel about my father-in-law's seeping hernia...

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
This week, convince colleagues that you're actually playing air-accordion rather than wafting away a hefty bout of guffing.

Women's car insurance to cost same as a drunk, blindfolded monkey's

WOMEN are to pay the same for car insurance as a shit-faced monkey with a bag on its head.

Christian foster couple forced to accept God's will

FUNDAMENTALIST Christians in Derby have been forced to accept that God does not want them to be foster parents.

Relief as kebabs found to contain chimp meat

KEBAB lovers were last night relieved to discover their favourite food is nothing more than illegal chimpanzee meat.

Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

ROBERT Kiyosaki says in his fantastic book Rich Dad, Poor Dad that you must get rid of your friends that don't share your vision of success. He is, of course, absolutely right.

Most would back far right if it was better at violence

A MAJORITY of Britons would back far right groups if they gave up street brawling and bulldozed a mosque.