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Britain may have to do some actual work
BRITAIN faces the prospect of having to remove its finger from its arse.
'Oh no! It's the Daily Telegraph!' says Scotland
SCOTLAND was last night fleeing in terror after a surprise attack from the first battalion of Her Majesty's Daily Telegraph.
Gove reminds everyone how pointless the Queen is
MICHAEL Gove today called for everyone to get annoyed about the Queen's unrelenting pointlessness.
Spurs fan to wake up in a damp bed
THE Tottenham Hotspur fan whose dream we are all part of will wake soon,
blinking this universe out of existence, experts have claimed.
The Artist named this year’s 'amaaayzing' film
A BLACK-and-white tribute to the golden age of silent cinema, has been
named this year's most 'amaaayzing' film by people you will overhear in coffee shops.
Clegg wants unbearably middle class economy with shit adverts
NICK Clegg wants the British economy to be filled with middle class kitchen utensils and adverts made by bastards.
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Bluebell Park high speed rail link.