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Kissing lesbians offered free bottle of wine
TWO lesbians who kissed in a pub were offered a free bottle of white wine in a bid to crank things up a notch.
Giggs deserves knighthood for services to not behaving like a footballer
WAYNE Rooney has led calls for Ryan Giggs to be knighted for devoting 20 years to not behaving like a professional footballer.
Middleton leased to Berlusconi in bid to slash deficit
BRITAIN'S attractive future queen could generate valuable revenue by offering discreet personal services, experts have claimed.
Cameron to tackle BNP by doing exactly what they want
DAVID Cameron is to halt the rise of the BNP by ensuring they have nothing to complain about.
Key to happiness is 'being left alone by happiness campaigners'
THE secret to lasting happiness is being left alone by people who think your mood is any of their business, it has emerged.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
Being an avid fan of shows like X
Factor and Britain's Got Talent, I've come to realise that anything
is possible and that we should all follow our dreams.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
Bundling the defenceless wives of an already-marginalised minority
whose extremist wing have a penchant for blowing things up into the back
of a police van? Clever stuff.
Osborne unveils emergency sofa
CHANCELLOR George Osborne has released an utterly irresistible sofa in fawn leather with matching corner group.