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Scottish premier league to award three points for murder
SCOTTISH football's premier league is to award three points for a successful bombing campaign.
Prince William's Desert Island Discs
I'LL be so pleased when this whole wedding business is out of the way. I've never been quite sure why one needs to get married in the first place.
One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey
The biggest dilemma at a church wedding is whether to go with hymns or risk upsetting God with something by Gary Glitter or Elton John.
Wedding video maker sued for accurate portrayal of tedious day
A CAMERAMAN faces legal action after failing to make a wedding look better than it actually was.
Online daters at risk from people pretending to be quirky
LONELY individuals seeking love online are being exploited by people who
pretend to have funny little ways about them, it has emerged.
We would win if PR referendum used PR, says vote reform campaign
SUPPORTERS of proportional representation insist they would win the upcoming referendum on vote reform if it used proportional representation.
Cowell replaced by ageing, embittered drag queen
ITV's Shit Factor will return later this year with Simon Cowell being replaced by a contemptuous showbiz failure.
Churches to charge for choirboy photos
VISITORS to churches have been banned from photographing choristers unless they pay a sum based on the boy's prettiness.