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Idiots face SAS book shortage
SAS recruitment problems may leave Britain's idiots with nothing to read on holiday, experts have warned.
Britain's workers grant themselves three days of semi-holiday
THE UK's employees aren't going to be doing a lot this week, they have announced.
Jesus loved eggs, say experts
THE mystic role of eggs in Easter is based on Christ's love of eating them, experts have claimed.
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Royal effigies 'a breach of copyright'
FERVENT anti-royalists planning to burn effigies of William and Kate have been warned against making their own bootleg figurines.
Wenger celebrates aesthetic qualities of the number three
ARSENE Wenger has said he has always admired the voluptuous curves of the phrase '3rd place'.
Nine hundred Christians make slight change to their delusion
ALMOST one thousand Anglicans are to mark Easter by making a slight adaptation to their voodoo.
Middletons finally offended by Prince Philip
KATE Middleton's parents have finally been subjected to a series of horribly offensive comments by Prince Philip.