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Cameron attacked by unnamed man on page 159 of Nick Hornby novel
DAVID Cameron has been branded as 'Flashman' by a character from a Nick Hornby novel who does not even have a name.
Power Thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor
Everyone gets nervous from time to time, whether you're giving a speech, flying in turbulence or about to tell your wife she might have an STD.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
'It all came to a head the other day when I slashed the tyres of her Mazda MX5 and scratched 'whore' onto the bonnet.'
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY)
This week will consist mostly of complaining vociferously about
press intrusion into personal lives whilst privately wanking yourself
soppy over the photos.
Eastenders not realistically horrific enough
LONG-running suicide note Eastenders fails to fully capture how revolting Cockneys are, the BBC have admitted.
Jamie Oliver re-brands bacteria as 'Funky Coli'
THE microbes present in TV chef Jamie Oliver's restaurant kitchens are cool and laid-back, it was claimed last night.
Crackdown on drivers who don't vote
THE government is to overhaul road traffic enforcement to crack down on the sort of people who have no interest in elections.
