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45lb baby leads to Schwarzenegger divorce

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger knew his marriage was doomed shortly after the birth of a three-stone baby carrying a sawn-off shotgun.

Olympic flame to terrify Wales

WALES is to come face to face with fire on a stick.

Cheaper to kill brown people than feed them, says Fox

Huhne says ex-wife is biggest liar since No to AV Campaign

Hunky, shirtless handymen still being judged by their looks

RUGGED, pop-drinking manual workers with no tops believe sexism is rife in the workplace, a study has found.

Hawking calculates non-existence of heaven

PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has calculated that heaven does not exist.

High street inquiry takes about four seconds

AN inquiry into why Britain's high streets are in decline has been launched and published in the time it took to read this sentence.

UK legal system peaks with judgement about woman's fanny

A THOUSAND years of British legal history has reached its summit in a decision on the privacy of a woman's fandango.