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One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey
Despite what the sluts say, most men are not that stupid.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
'The fat girl in our class, Frances Hall, is always good to have around due to her superior strength and ability to block doorways.'
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
Congratulations on losing four stone! Only three more bits of that
whole "Boring, pig-ignorant, big fat shitbag" thing to deal with. Good
luck!
Festival-goers hoping acts won't distract from camera phone use
AS the festival season begins, there are growing concerns the events are increasingly focusing on music instead of gratuitous, ego-driven amateur photography.
Sean Bean beatified by Northerners
DRESSING-up hardman Sean Bean has taken a crucial step towards becoming the North of England's first living saint.
NHS to be reformed merely for the sake of it
THE government has backed down on ideologically-driven changes to the NHS and will now overhaul the health service 'because'.
Osborne to ring-fence part of your brain
GEORGE Osborne is to ring-fence the part of your brain that does not want to spend money on loads of stuff.