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Elderly Australian man satisfied with purchase
AN Australian pensioner today declared the British government to be excellent value for money.
Fifa cranks up the piss-taking
ENGLAND have been moved to fourth in the world rankings in a move clearly designed to flip the FA the bird.
Pupils assure teachers they'll always think they're dicks
INDUSTRIAL action by teachers will not undermine pupils' lack of respect for them, it has been confirmed.
A guide to strike etiquette
AS the country's public servants once again challenge Britain to notice the difference, experts have issued an essential guide to national strike etiquette.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I've developed a really embarrassing problem related to my anal region.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
This week two Wall Street billionaires swap your life with that of a
homeless man for a dollar bet. After three days the homeless man is
begging for his old life back.
Hari defends himself during pretend Parkinson interview
CHOIR-preacher Johann Hari has dismissed claims of plagiarism during a fantasy interview where he pretended he was talking to Michael Parkinson.