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Murray adds third player to list of those who would have to be injured

Outrage as BBC continues to pay director general's salary

Dan Brown still counting money from books donated to Oxfam

Men surprised to find prime minister of Thailand on masturbatory fantasy list

British sport welcomes Haye excuse

DEFEATED boxer David Haye has heralded a new dawn of British sports excuses by blaming a 1cm bone in his four tonne body.

Statue to show Reagan forgetting something important

A NEW statue of Ronald Reagan will depict the late president forgetting one of the illegal things he did.

Newsnight to focus more on what's happening in Essex

THE BBC hopes to boost the ratings of Newsnight by switching its editorial focus towards tanning and genital decoration in Essex.

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