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'Keep Calm...' posters actually intensely irritating
THE current glut of 'morale-boosting' posters and tat is having the opposite-to-intended effect, it has emerged.
'I'll give you my pasty when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers'
Ministers forced into humiliating climbdown by Britain's powerful pro-pasty lobby.
Man with Olympic tattoo publicly flayed
A 22-YEAR-OLD London man with an unauthorised tattoo of the Olympic rings has received a gruesome public punishment.
Women 'have best sex surveys in their 20s'
WOMEN enjoy the best sex surveys of their lives in their 20s, according to new research.
Rubik's Magic opens portal to hell
A 13-year old boy from Swindon has opened a gateway to hell after solving the puzzle toy Rubik's Magic.
Leveson protestor had sacred dagger
THE man who confronted Tony Blair at the Leveson Inquiry yesterday was carrying the only weapon on earth that can kill the former PM, it has emerged.
British monarchy 'needs to be more like Game of Thrones'
THE royal family must embrace the 'fantasy saga' aspect of its nature, according to new research.
World's first heterosexual lolly launched
ICE lolly manufacturers have responded to demand for a product that in no way resembles a cock.