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Unease as Jamie Oliver becomes most sensible person in country
BRITAIN was today coming to terms with the possibility that Jamie Oliver is the only person currently making any sense.
God we bloody hate the Lib Dems, say Tory backbenchers
A RECORD number of Tory MPs last night said the Lib Dems are a bunch of homos.
No Q Awards footage before watershed, say parents
BROADCASTERS have been attacked for showing graphic scenes of Bono while children could be watching.
Number of other buggers hits seven billion
EARTH'S spiraling human population will soon make it impossible to get even five minutes' peace, it has been claimed.
Euro debt crisis to be solved with 200 billion opinions
THE European Union is close to agreeing a deal to save the single currency with a fresh injection of 200 billion opinions into the thinking system.
England demands its own word for 'schadenfreude'
AMID unprecedented levels of schadenfreude, England said it is now time it had its own word for it.