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Street Fighter 'tainted' by Van Damme sex claims
JEAN-CLAUDE Van Damme’s claims of an affair with Kylie Minogue on the set of Street Fighter have sullied the classic film, according to fans.
Parents praying their kids haven't succeeded at A Levels
AS A-Level results are released, Britain's parents are hoping their children didn't screw up their retirement plans by getting into university.
Guardian readers order 500 tons of microwaved African toilet-charcoal
GUARDIAN readers are looking forward to fuelling their ironic barbecues with the microwaved faeces of a Third World village.
Samsung tops list of baby names
A STUDY of baby names has highlighted the trend for naming children after popular brands.
Angelina Jolie to marry Justin Theroux
SCREEN siren Angelina Jolie is to help herself to Justin Theroux, her spokesman has announced.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
In support of the Russian band Pussy Riot, you decide to form your own band called Cock Public Disorder.
Early humans just not into Neanderthals
OUR human ancestors thought the world of Neanderthals but not in the way they wanted, it has been claimed.
Wales launches endearing bid for Commonwealth Games
PLUCKY Wales is bidding for the 2026 Commonwealth Games, which lots of people think are just as good as the Olympics.