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Cannabis smokers still cleverer than lager fans
POT smokers generally have more brain cells than people who like lager, it has been claimed.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY)
It’s often comforting to think that ‘in 100 years' time none of this will matter’, but in your case we could replace ‘years’ with ‘seconds’.
Sport minister unveils hierarchy of heroism
THE government has produced an official chart ranking sportspeople according to their level of heroism, to help fans perplexed by this year’s Euros, Olympics and Paralympics.
Fairly bright 11-year-old tipped as next chancellor
AN 11-year-old boy who is pretty good at maths and careful with money has been tipped as George Osborne’s replacement.
Neil Armstrong's death 'faked'
CONSPIRACY theorists have poured scorn on the announcement of Neil Armstrong's death, citing a lack of hard evidence.
Lion Bar wrapper triggers panic
AN ESSEX man had admitted the 'lion' he saw near his home was actually a design on the wrapper of a chocolate bar.
Top Cat's Desert Island Discs
I dig that Wallander cat, I dig his solemnity and I dig his theme tune.
Hopes rise that cycling will now be banned
THE Lance Armstrong drug scandal has raised hopes that cycling can now be stopped altogether.