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Eurovision songs mostly pleas for economic aid
EUROZONE nations are using this year's international song contest to ask for financial help to a thumping hi-NRG disco beat.
Critics disguised themselves as players, says Warnock
NEIL Warnock has blamed critics for his dismissal, claiming they posed as opposition footballers that kept beating his team.
I can destroy you, Moira Stewart tells self-assessment taxpayers
MOIRA Stewart, the all-seeing God of Tax, has warned of great suffering for those self-employed workers whose forms displease her.
'The real victims of phone hacking are the people who loathe John Prescott'
THE forgotten victims of the phone hacking scandal are the millions who
would love to see John Prescott living under a bridge, it was claimed
today.
One survivor's week, with Karen Fenessey
It's no secret that some of the things I write make pretty difficult
reading. But this one has literally killed me. Costa Concordia 2012 – I
was there.
Doctors to strike over ban on urine extraction
DOCTORS are to strike after the government banned their right to continually demand urine from their patients.
Italian cruise captain rode moped and pinched arses on sinking ship
THE captain of the Costa Concordia abandoned his post to buzz around the
deck on a Vespa sexually harassing female passengers, it has emerged.
Thanks, but we have enough money, say tube drivers
UNDERGROUND train drivers have rejected an offer of some extra money for no reason, because they are fine.