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Obama attacked for not calling Republicans a bunch of dicks
PRESIDENT Obama was condemned last night for not describing his Republican opponents as total dicks.
TFL promises uninterrupted tosspottery
TUBE travellers will be able to broadcast their ignorance even when 150 foot underground by summer, promise TFL.
Occupy record 'may have a rap in it'
THE impending first release on the Occupy movement's record label may feature a short burst of rapping, experts have warned.
Gordon Ramsay's face 'cuts bowel cancer risk'
PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.
Key financial decisions now based on free toy
BRITONS will spend any amount of money in order to get a 'plush toy', it has emerged.
Furious entertainment industry promises year from hell
THE entertainment industry has responded to last week's internet blackout by vowing to make 2012 a new low in the history of entertainment.
OK, we'll get jobs, say poor people
BRITAIN'S poor people have finally conceded defeat and vowed to find work first thing this morning.
RBS chief to get bonus or legal fees and bonus
THE taxpayer will have to pay for Stephen Hester's bonus or pay for his bonus and his lawyers, it has been confirmed.