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Men thank their mothers for not being Denise Welch
MEN across Britain have forgiven their mothers for everything they have said or done after encountering Denise Welch.
Transfer window round-up, with Brian Sewell
JANUARY is traditionally the month in which my friends and I assess our
collections to see which pieces are surplus to requirement and arrange
an auction at the Garrick.
IT professionals deny they would ever help anyone
CLAIMS surrounding James Murdoch's missing emails have prompted IT staff to deny they would ever assist a colleague with anything, ever.
Facebook IPO fails because nobody can find 'Buy' button
THE first public listing of Facebook has failed after users could not find the bit of the website that allows them to buy shares.
Stock exchange bomb plot suggests Al Qaeda now on our side
A PLOT to blow up the London Stock Exchange suggests that Islamic terrorists now want to do us a favour, it has emerged.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
"First, and most important, you need at least one three-litre bottle of cheap cider."
Saudi women banned from self-service check-outs
SAUDI women have been banned from using supermarket self check-outs amid fears the female voiced systems could lead to homosexuality and the extinction of virgins.
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
If I were a rich man, yubbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydum. All
day long I’d biddybiddybum, if I were a wealthy man. Which probably
explains why I’m not.