Search Results for:
Parking fines replaced by kick in testicles
TRAFFIC wardens in England and Wales are to be given new powers to kick motorists in the groin.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
"How do I find out his yearly salary so I can decide if being crushed by a sweaty walrus is worth it?"
Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
Romance isn’t dead, but since you backed the car out of the drive on the way to the restaurant, her cat most assuredly is.
GP prescribes ecstasy to miserable twat
A POST office worker from Kings Lynn has been prescribed ecstasy to stop him complaining about everything.
iPad 3 to be obsessed with prostitutes
THE latest version of Apple's tablet computer will have the personality of a syphilitic Victorian judge, it has emerged.
Cameron to make being drunk much safer
DAVID Cameron is to launch a series of initiatives that will make being paralytic much safer and more convenient.
