Lifestyle
WANT to really get on a taxi driver’s tits during the short journey from the pub to your house? Try these techniques:
AT university, the bar for what constitutes as acceptable behaviour is basically subsurface. However, do any of these things as a proper adult and you will become a social leper.
A MIDDLE-AGED woman who wants to feel energised to the point of anxiety can do so by drinking a strong cup of tea after midday, she has confirmed.
STAGGERING home from the pub with five pints in your bladder and no public loo in sight? Try these handy alternatives.
A WOMAN visiting Paris has sensibly brought a new pair of high-heeled leather boots that are yet to be broken in as her only footwear option.
A STRAIGHT woman who likes to call herself a ‘fag hag’ only actually has one gay male friend, it has emerged.
A COURAGEOUS hero took the plunge and started tugging away while waiting in for his Amazon delivery, it has emerged.
A WOMAN only puts effort into her appearance for herself and the chief deity of the Aztecs Huitzilopochtli, she has confirmed.
MET a bloke for the first time and aren’t sure if he's going to turn out to be a dickhead? Look for these visual signifiers.