SLEAFORD Mods have taken charge of Britain after staging a coup against the government.
The Nottingham double act stormed Whitehall armed with loud rants about the current state of affairs and successfully removed Theresa May’s government in less than eight minutes.
Singer Jason Williamson said: “We’re glad we managed to do it non-violently.
“But that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t have smashed some heads in if we had to.
“I was actually looking forward to slapping Michael Portillo, but sadly he’s not there anymore.”
Williamson added: “So how the fuck does this work?”
Buckingham Palace confirmed the Queen has recognised the new Sleaford Mods government, but also understands if they could not give a shit about her opinion on anything.