THE Prime Minister has admitted that 60% of his cabinet are immigrants from Eastern Europe.
The ministers spoke out following David Cameron’s speech asking British employers to ‘just say no’ to immigrants.
Justice Secretary Kristof Gräzwicz, who calls himself Chris Grayling for convenience, said: “Try finding a Brit who will do a filthy shameful job as this, I wish you luck friend.
“We come over here to empty your bins, clean your streets and sponsor your private members’ bills because British people do not like to do hard work.”
Cameron has been criticised for offering less than minimum wage for Cabinet positions, apparently claiming that ministers could make up their pay with tips from lobbyists.
He is also accused of wilfully ignoring the closure of a House of Commons bar and its reopening a week later as a Polski Sklep.
Immigration officials are currently probing claims that some of the leadership team are being held in the UK against their will.
Marie-Terese Mayosovici said: “When I arrive in Britain they take my passport and say to repay my debts I must work as Home Secretary.
“I send money home, but after what I have done I am too ashamed to ever face my family again.”
