BRITAIN is to begin the considered and politically astute process of giving those sodding foreigners what for.
Prime minister Theresa May confirmed that foreigners will start getting exactly what they deserve in March, setting Britain on a path which has been taken for all the right reasons.
May said: “After careful consideration of the opinions of the cleverest 52 per cent of the population, I am convinced that sticking it to bossy Germans, arrogant French and stubbly bone idle Spanish is the best direction for our country.
“Of all the challenges facing our nation, the greatest is the existence of foreigners. I firmly believe we should focus on antagonising them, and that creating a massive bureaucratic headache is the best way to do this.
“This nation will thrive if it continues to make everyone’s lives difficult for no real reason, even if I thought that was fucking stupid a few months ago.”
Brexiter Norman Steele said: “You know that bit in Dad’s Army where Clive Dunn goes ‘They don’t like it up ‘em’.
“That’s my entire belief system.”
