A HOMEWORKER has been shocked to discover that not all jobs are done while simultaneously browsing pornography.
Nathan Muir, a freelance graphic designer, admitted he has not worked in an office since 2009 but is convinced that everyone has a background porn window these days.
He said: “You open the laptop, you check emails, you open whatever you’re working on, then you open something motivational to click on just for when you need a bit of mental downtime. You know. Girls and that.
“I’m strict, I don’t let it distract me. Softcore only before lunch. Hardcore to get me through the afternoon slump, but only picture-in-picture because I have to stay focused.
“You’re telling me that in offices, they don’t look at any looping gifs of the good stuff for eight hours straight?
“That’s not healthy.”