BRITAINS sleazy men have confirmed that they are just performing as their amusingly ribald alter egos.
After being confronted for shouting at a woman in the street about their tits, lecherous old perv Roy Hobbs explained that he was just portraying his comedy character, ‘Bobby Juggs’.
Hobbs said: “I actually assume the character of Bobby to highlight street sexism.
“Some people might be offended but that’s because they don’t get it. Or they are lesbians who need a good shafting.
“Joke! I don’t really think that. I’m a nice guy, I’ve got a wife, two little ones and I love nature walks.
”Because I can look at all the birds! Arf!
”Oh dear, there goes Bobby again. What is he like?”
Office manager Tom Booker blames his touchy-feely character ’Martin the Octopus’ for an ongoing campaign of sexual harassment against female members of his team.
Booker said: ”Martin is quite distinct from me in that he’s a naughty octopus who is always trying to stick his tentacles up women’s skirts.
“Essentially though he is a loveable rogue who is all about pushing the boundaries and if you don’t like it, you’re a miserable, bitter bastard who hates fun and marine life.”
