PEOPLE whose Christmas break has already begun are having a massive orgy today while you are at work.
Nikki Hollis, who works for some Swedish company, said: “We’re getting in loads of booze, drugs and delicious Waitrose food for the rave/orgy, which is in a really cool castle with tapestries and even a cinema room showing all your favourite films.
“It’s a real shame you will be at work.”
Off-work web designer Wayne Hayes said: “I might head down to the orgy later, it depends if I can be bothered to get out of bed. There’s so much fun stuff happening this week with all the other cool people who are already on holiday, so I want to pace myself.
“Tomorrow I think we’re all going to the ice hotel in Lapland where we dress-up as elves and have freaky sex in an igloo.
“Maybe you could take a sickie and join us. Actually no, that’d be really obvious and you’d get sacked by your old fashioned boss.”
He added: “I’m off now until January 6th.”
