Relationships

IT has finally been confirmed that anal sex is no more enjoyable than regular sex, just significantly more uncouth.

HAVING a huge tiff and realise you’re in the wrong? A good person would apologise but you can wrap it up without admitting a single fault. Here’s how.  

USING a blindfold during sex is the best way to imagine you are coupling with someone other than your partner, it has emerged.

SINGLE? Got parents? Who deliberately choose the most punishingly painful moment to ask probing questions about, essentially, if you’re f**king?

GOT a date, but not sure what to talk about because you’re a socially dysfunctional weirdo? Don’t worry, just jump in with any of these interesting topics.

AN elderly couple have asked their granddaughter whether she and her husband are f**king bareback in order to produce great-grandchildren. 

A MAN known for being mysterious, difficult to read and often morose might just be a massive bellend, it has emerged.

WOMEN have confirmed that the most stimulating part of pornography for them is the interior design details. 

NO ONE has the gift of burying the lede quite like your parents when they ring you out of the blue. Here’s how they like to create unnecessary drama.  

A MAN who has been explicitly told he is dumped is still managing to read mixed messages into the situation, it has emerged.