THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.
The Gaza and Tel Aviv governments both explained how logic dictated that continually firing bombs at each other would at some point result in a totally different outcome.
A Hamas spokesman said: “Eventually our rocket attacks will not provoke indiscriminate air strikes.
“In fact, we think it is only a matter of weeks before the Israelis thank us and invite us to marry their lovely daughters.”
An Israeli government spokesman said: “Surely the laws of nature mean that at some point Hamas will realise how fantastic our air strikes really are and want to be our friends?
“Or is there something about blowing people to smithereens that we just don’t get? It seems unlikely.”
He added: “We spent a lot of money on these bombs. Are you saying they’re defective?”
Meanwhile, UN secretary general Ban Ki-moon called for a ceasefire adding: “If I suspect for one second that you pair of bastards are actually enjoying this you’ll have to answer to the General Assembly of the United Nations.
“Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”
