Environment

A MAN is convinced that unpleasantly hot weather means his wife will be up for steamy lovemaking sessions.

RIGHT now, everyone should be talking about the heatwave to the exclusion of all other topics. Here’s how to intervene quickly and safely if anything else is discussed.

A CLEARLY disturbed man has chosen to wear full-length trousers rather than shorts, it has emerged.

MILLIONS of Britons envisioning a long weekend relaxing and drinking outdoors have once again forgotten about f**king insects.

A MAN has explained to colleagues who claim to be suffering with hay fever that pollen is all in the mind.

I CANNOT thank the British public enough for their interest in my 100th birthday. To repay them, I shall host a special show about the incredible species I turned into souvenirs.