Environment

We ask you: do you give a bugger whether it's a white Christmas or not?

FORECASTERS believe there is a greater than 50 per cent chance of a white Christmas this year, but do you even give a shit?

Storm Bert 'terrifyingly working-class'

THE UK is to be hit by a storm called Bert that takes five sugars in its tea, smokes indoors and wears a flat cap without a hint of irony.

The seven most infuriating types of climate change denier, ranked

CLIMATE change? No such thing, according to this bunch of contrarian knobheads confident they know best. Here they are, ranked.

Snow a lot less f**king wet in the movies

THE snow that provides a joyful backdrop to play-fights and declarations of true love in films appears to be a lot less wet, Britain has noticed.

Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told

METEOROLOGISTS causing unnecessary panic by warning of snow in Britain when they mean Scotland and possibly Cumbria have been told to cut it out.