Celebrity

DAVID Beckham is reminding the world of the extraordinary talent that made him a household name by wearing underpants again. Could you ever equal him?

GWYNETH Paltrow is to move in next door to Meghan and Harry and create a vortex of bland wellness that will devour the entire earth.

AS Prince Harry’s privacy, the victim of intrusion by both sides, I am disgusted to have been exchanged for mere millions. And I blame him.

WE’VE all been there - you make a perfectly harmless gesture with your right arm and everyone thinks you’re a Nazi. Here are some of the things Elon Musk was probably doing.

RICHARD Gere, aged 75, has given a gushing interview about being married to a woman 33 years younger. But is he glossing over the reality? Let’s speculate.

HAVE you done something stupid like clicking on an article about Molly-Mae Hague kissing her ex and reading it all the way to the end? Follow these life-saving procedures immediately.

AT first, I was elated. Lineker is almost gone, with his replacements confirmed this week. But then a thought struck me - what if I am the Joker, and Gary Lineker is Batman?