Arts & Entertainment

Her collection of teeth, and other surprising revelations from Stacey Solomon's new show

STACEY Solomon’s new reality show set in her family's idyllic cottage will be an in-depth look at her personal life - including these shocking revelations.

Severance, and other bullshit shows you've pretended to understand to join in

ROLL up, there’s a new impenetrable TV show in town that looks fantastic and goes f**king nowhere. But you don’t want to be left out so you’re watching with the rest.

Netflix’s Adolescence important, brutal, and mercifully short

NETFLIX drama Adolescence is a harrowing look at masculinity that you can be over and done with in two nights maximum, viewers confirm.

Wet Wet Wet, and other crap pop acts who've got no business making you feel middle-aged

YOU hated them at the time, and now you hate them even more for popping up all bloated and wrinkled and reminding you of your own mortality. You’ll skip these comebacks.

We ask you: is Britain f**king trying to lose Eurovision?

AFTER a narrow escape with Sam Ryder, is the UK choosing our Eurovision entry so we fail and dodge the expense of hosting its humiliating spectacle?

Five reasons you should buy my Glastonbury tickets, by a man who's just seen the line-up

DON’T look it up yourself, but this year’s Glastonbury line-up is incredible. Here’s why I reckon you should buy my tickets and go to the festival on my behalf.

'A moving tribute to Britain's armed forces': A dad's take on Sabrina Carpenter at the Brits

SABRINA Carpenter has been criticised for her ‘sex show’ performance at the Brits. Here father-of-two Tom Logan, 46, explains why her detractors have got it terribly wrong.

Eight shit bands you pretended to like because the NME told you to

THE NME has traditionally heaped praise on bands that were trendy rather than actually good. Here are some you slavishly pretended to like in the hope of being cool.