Politics Headlines
'NIGEL Farage' is a fictional parody of a raving idiot, it has emerged.
RADICAL boundary changes by the Conservative party will make it mathematically impossible for Labour to win an election, it has emerged.
FOLLOWING his failure to push through House of Lords reform, Nick Clegg is to attempt less ambitious things like making roast potatoes.
DAVID Cameron survived a day's questioning at the Leveson inquiry by turning semi-invisible, it has emerged.
EDUCATION Secretary Michael Gove's new National Curriculum is devoted to the business practices of News International.
DAVID Cameron has insisted that leaving his nine year-old daughter in a pub is the sort of tough decision that will rescue Britain from recession.
HER Majesty Queen Elizabeth II delivered her speech to Parliament while rolling her eyes and sighing theatrically.
THE last two years of government don’t count because the coalition didn’t ‘Simon says’, according to David Cameron.
DAVID Cameron rounded off his spirited performance in the Commons yesterday by smacking a vagrant in the throat.
ED Miliband is a definitely an oddball, according to most of the people who were in Room With a View.