Politics Headlines

FOREIGN secretary William Hague has revealed how he likes to stare at women as they strip down to their bikinis.

BRITAIN'S most lovable feud was relaunched today as the one who thinks he is Jesus launched a scathing attack on the one who thinks he is Spiderman.

PRIME minister David Cameron has been receiving advice from Prince Philip on how to talk about foreigners, it was confirmed last night.

FORMER Tory leadership contender David Davis has a photo of Nick Clegg's head on Peter Andre's body, which he keeps stuffed down the front of his underpants, it emerged last night.

NICK Griffin last night became the first Nazi to be told he was not welcome at Buckingham Palace since King Edward VIII in 1936.

DAVID Cameron was facing the wrath of veterans' groups last night after claiming the Second World War was illegal.

PRIME minister David Cameron will today set out his vision of a 'wide society' where everyone has plenty of room to move from side to side.

PRIME minister David Cameron was on the brink of resignation last night after finally realising what British people are actually like.

MICHAEL Gove has asked everyone to give him a minute while he starts his entire political career again from scratch.

OH hello there, today's story of schizoid behaviour involves the chancellor, Alistair Darling...