Work
YOUR annoying colleague has already chased up on that task they assigned to you just before Christmas, it has emerged.
BEING given a completely unsuitable present by someone you see almost every day is the best way to find out they do not give a toss about you, it has emerged.
A SECRET Santa gift to be unwrapped later will, before 5.30pm, become the subject of an investigation by human resources.
EVERY office is a writhing hotbed of lust, and some departments are so busy fornicating they get very little done.
THERE’s nothing worse than sitting peacefully on the bog when a colleague walks in. Here’s how to discover who the selfish, entitled bastard is.
A MANAGER giving a presentation to 20 bored employees is under the misguided impression he is delivering a dazzling TED talk.
EMPLOYERS have confirmed they only consider giving the top roles to candidates with top grades in their religious studies GCSEs.
A WOMAN who has been absent on medical leave has return to the office with, to her co-workers’ surprise, significantly larger breasts.
HUMAN resources want to fully exploit their humans as a resource and for them to be happy about it. These are the contradictory messages you will get this week.
BEING told off in a constructive and professional manner by a manager who only wants to help is far worse than a red-faced bollocking, workers have agreed.